{"id":10408,"date":"2019-03-13T19:01:39","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T18:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/?p=10408"},"modified":"2019-03-13T19:01:39","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T18:01:39","slug":"tre-satt-att-slippa-stada-hemma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/?p=10408","title":{"rendered":"Tre s\u00e4tt att slippa st\u00e4da hemma!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c4r det h\u00e4r du;<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cMamma, jag \u00e4r heeemmaaa!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cVad bra! D\u00e5 kan du hj\u00e4lpa till med att st\u00e4da!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Och sedan efter typ en halvtimme:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cMamma, j-jag kommer alltid att minnas dig\u2026n\u00e4r jag \u00e4r i helvetet.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNeeeej!!!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

F\u00f6r att det inte ska h\u00e4nda dig har jag skrivit:<\/p>\n

3 <\/span>S\u00e4tt att slippa st\u00e4da hemma!<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. Fly<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \u201cMamma, jag \u00e4r heeemmaaa!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    \u201cVad bra! D\u00e5 kan du hj\u00e4lpa mig att st\u00e4da!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    \u201cEhhh\u2026 Jag gl\u00f6mde min mattebok i skolan..!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    \u201cMen\u2026 Din mattebok \u00e4r h\u00e4r hem\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    \u201cHejd\u00e5!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

     <\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Ta s\u00f6nder<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      \u201cMamma, jag \u00e4r heeemmaaa!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

      \u201cVad bra! D\u00e5 kan du hj\u00e4lpa mig att st\u00e4da!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

      \u201cOops..!\u201d S\u00e4ger du samtidigt som du \u201c<\/span>R\u00c5KAR\u201d <\/b>ta s\u00f6nder sopkvasten p\u00e5 mitten.<\/span><\/p>\n

      Men om det blir s\u00e5h\u00e4r: <\/span><\/p>\n

      \u201cMen d\u00e5 kan du putsa f\u00f6nstrena!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

      D\u00e5 tar du fram din tidsmanick som kan pausa tiden och trycker p\u00e5 den r\u00f6da knappen. Pl\u00f6tsligt stannar din mamma mitt i en r\u00f6relse. Allting stannar. F\u00f6rutom du d\u00e5. Sedan \u00e5ker du till Grekland och stannar d\u00e4r och lever livet i tre dygn. Sedan sticker du hem, tar alla st\u00e4dredskapen och sl\u00e4nger ut dem fr\u00e5n f\u00f6nstret. Sedan trycker du p\u00e5 den r\u00f6da knappen, och din mamma b\u00f6rjar r\u00f6ra sig. L\u00e4tt som en pl\u00e4tt!<\/span><\/p>\n

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      1. Muta<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        \u201cMamma, jag \u00e4r heeemmaaa!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        \u201cVad bra! D\u00e5 kan du hj\u00e4lpa mig att st\u00e4da!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        \u201cMen om du st\u00e4dar hela nederv\u00e5ningen, kan du f\u00e5 hela \u00f6verv\u00e5ningen f\u00f6r dig sj\u00e4lv!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        \u201cOkej!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        2 hours later<\/b><\/p>\n

        \u201cKlart!\u201d S\u00e4ger mamma. \u201cNu har jag hela \u00f6verv\u00e5ningen f\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv! Nu ska jag g\u00e5 upp och slappa!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        \u201cNej, du \u00e4r inte helt klar! Eftersom att \u00f6verv\u00e5ningen \u00e4r DIN s\u00e5 m\u00e5ste DU st\u00e4da \u00f6verv\u00e5ningen\u201d. <\/span><\/p>\n

         <\/p>\n

        Ytterligare 2 hours later<\/b><\/p>\n

        \u201cKlart!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        \u201cMen, var ska jag vara n\u00e5gonstans!? Kan jag inte f\u00e5 tillbaka \u00f6verv\u00e5ningen?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        \u201cHmm\u2026 Okej d\u00e5.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

        \u201cJag \u00e4r en usel aff\u00e4rskvinna!\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

         <\/p>\n

        Anonym<\/p>\n

        \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

         <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

        \u00c4r det h\u00e4r du; \u201cMamma, jag \u00e4r heeemmaaa!\u201d \u201cVad bra! D\u00e5 kan du hj\u00e4lpa till med att st\u00e4da!\u201d Och sedan efter typ en halvtimme: \u201cMamma, j-jag kommer alltid att minnas dig\u2026n\u00e4r jag \u00e4r i helvetet.\u201d \u201cNeeeej!!!\u201d F\u00f6r att det inte ska h\u00e4nda dig har jag skrivit: 3 S\u00e4tt att slippa st\u00e4da hemma! Fly \u201cMamma, jag […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":10410,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/download.png","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4nJHy-2HS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10409,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions\/10409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}