– Hall\u00e5 vad heter du d\u00e5 ?<\/p>\n
– Jag heter Hans.<\/span><\/p>\n – Vilket fint namn!<\/span><\/p>\n – \u00a0Ja, precis som kungen.<\/span><\/p>\n – Men kungen heter v\u00e4l inte Hans ?<\/span><\/p>\n – Jo, som hans <\/span>majest\u00e4t!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n – Varf\u00f6r g\u00e5r du inte till skolan?<\/span><\/p>\n – Min l\u00e4rare \u00e4r arg.<\/span><\/p>\n – Varf\u00f6r \u00e4r hon det?<\/span><\/p>\n – F\u00f6r att jag inte \u00e4r i skolan.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n – Fr\u00f6ken, jag \u00e4r sjuk!<\/span><\/p>\n – G\u00e5 och l\u00e4gg dig i soffan och ring dina f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar.<\/span><\/p>\n – Jag orkar inte. Jag \u00e4r sjuk.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n -Hur stavas L\u00c4RARE?<\/span><\/p>\n -L.\u00c4.R.A.R.E., utan \u00d6.<\/span><\/p>\n – Men\u00a0L\u00c4RARE stavas v\u00e4l inte med \u00d6?<\/span><\/p>\n – Nej, jag sade ju det!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n -Vem var det du s\u00e5g \u00a0i skolan idag?<\/span><\/p>\n – Vilka jag s\u00e5g idag?<\/span><\/p>\n – Ja.<\/span><\/p>\n – Alla jag tittade p\u00e5!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n – Hur kom det sig att rektorn tog dig?<\/span><\/p>\n -Vi lekte v\u00e4l?<\/span><\/p>\n – Ja, men jag menar, varf\u00f6r ville rektorn ta dig till hans kontor och varf\u00f6r jagade du honom?<\/span><\/p>\n – Jag lekte pj\u00e4tt och jag tog och d\u00e5 m\u00e5ste jag ju jaga honom! <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n ( N\u00e4r ni \u00e4tit upp alla tacos i skolan )<\/span><\/p>\n – Tack-o f\u00f6r maten!<\/span><\/p>\n – Tack-o f\u00f6r att ha \u00e4tit upp.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n – Hej! Kommer du ih\u00e5g varf\u00f6r mammutarna dog ut?<\/span><\/p>\n – Ja.<\/span><\/p>\n – Sn\u00e4lla, ber\u00e4tta f\u00f6r mig!<\/span><\/p>\n – F\u00f6r det fanns inga papputar!<\/span><\/p>\n – Ok, tack! Jag kommer f\u00e5 s\u00e5 bra betyg. TACK!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Eira<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" – Hall\u00e5 vad heter du d\u00e5 ? – Jag heter Hans. – Vilket fint namn! – \u00a0Ja, precis som kungen. – Men kungen heter v\u00e4l inte Hans ? – Jo, som hans majest\u00e4t! – Varf\u00f6r g\u00e5r du inte till skolan? – Min l\u00e4rare \u00e4r arg. – Varf\u00f6r \u00e4r hon det? – F\u00f6r att jag […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":10316,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[89,87,88,86],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/rawpixel-648580-unsplash.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4nJHy-2Gn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10315"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10315"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10318,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10315\/revisions\/10318"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/news.montessoriskolan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}